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Thunder and Lightning in Dublin

Hi All, I’ve decided to use Oink’s blog to inform the world of just what a little sissy Oink is. It’s suitable revenge for all the general nuisance he causes around the house. So for the last 24 hours we’ve … Continue reading

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Operation Destroy PLATO

Dear loyal followers, As you are most probably aware, I recently gained a new arch-nemesis. This came about when my brother Ted was kidnapped by a group called PLATO (largely due to Dad’s incompetence in keeping an eye on Ted … Continue reading

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To the Lighthouse! Oink Lighthouse that is :)

Last week was a very sad one for me, I lost my only Great-Grandad 🙁 He was awesome, he taught me so many things, like how to get into trouble and how to do a really good boldy face. So … Continue reading

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Escaped!

Hi all, Ted here… This morning I was kidnapped by the members of PLATO (Provisional League Against Ted\Oink) and was held captive. They even placed a blog post saying they took me ted-kidnapped.info 🙁 Luckily my captors are really stupid … Continue reading

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Property to Let

A remarkable opportunity has come up in the property letting market in Waterford. Oink Properties Ltd. is proud to present to the public this charming cottage, full of character and complete with a south facing garden. The accommodation is very … Continue reading

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Phew, that was close!

Project World Domination: Day 241 My team of highly trained soldiers (the ones I got for my birthday) have been tunneling from my garden to the nearest bank vault. It has not been easy. My plans were, as usual, brilliant … Continue reading

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Adventures around Westminster

Last week I got to spend a whole day wandering around London. I brought my Mummy with me to carry me around (walking tires me out so I have less energy for mischief) but I got to choose where we … Continue reading

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Oink Holmes, Consulting Detective

Greetings from the British Airways Lounge at Heathrow! I’m sitting on a couch watching the planes and enjoying all the free crisps and little cans of dizzy drinks. That’s how I roll now! I’ve been looking for ways to entertain … Continue reading

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My anniversary weekend

Hi All, Can you believe that it’s a whole year since I had my giant party in Waterford Castle? It’s been a busy year, my war against the squirrels has come to an end (I won) and my plans to … Continue reading

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The numerous castles of Oink

Dear loyal followers, I’m very bored today. I’m waiting to go to my best friend Snow’s house for dinner. I’m trying to get my Mum to bring me out straight away but she keeps making excuses. Apparently Snow is at … Continue reading

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