Halloween Parade

I’m off on a recruiting mission today. My little brother is having his Halloween Parade at crèche so I’ve decided to go along and give the kids something to really think about by handing out copies of my manifesto. I have a chauffeur (in a tank of course) ordered for 11am, I should have them all converted by then.
In case you need to know, I’m dressed as Super Spidey Oink.