Today I took my little brother to the Santa Train run by the Waterford and Suir Valley Railway. An undercover mission, obviously. He distracted Santa and the elves while I loaded up my tank with all the other presents. Unfortunately, my tank couldn’t take the weight so I had to borrow some reindeer to pull it. Lucky I was wearing my Santa costume, they assumed their boss had lost a lot of weight and just a little height. Also that his sleigh had become a tank. You know, reindeer are not the brightest animals out there…
Still, a productive day all round. I’m spending the evening selling my ill gotten gains on eBay as there are only so many toy trains a young (and very handsome) future dictator needs.
