The Emperor got new clothes! My Daddy (who is great by the way, for today at least…) ordered me an absolutely amazing new outfit. It’s for relaxing in at home. I saw it on eBay but I didn’t have enough pocket money to buy it for myself. And Mummy said I had to learn the value of money so she wouldn’t get it for me. Did I ever mention how mean she is??? I did plenty of whining but it got me nowhere. So I came up with a new plan. Ask Daddy. It worked!!!
Here’ s a picture of the first part of the outfit. It’s brilliant, a really comfy dressing gown with a duck shaped hood that makes me look like a duck! I’ve been trying it out, so far I’ve scared Daddy by sitting right in front of his face when he was napping and shouting ‘quack quack quack’ at him. And I think I’ve managed to convince my Mummy that I’m really a duck. The only problem with this is that she seems to want to put me near water. I might get clean, that is definitely not an option…
And now for the best bit. It comes with slippers!!! And they’re duck shaped!!! I’m having great fun quacking around the house in them 🙂 I’m thinking about giving them names but I don’t know what yet. Maybe John and Edward because I love Jedward so much.
I’m really excited about tomorrow night. The Jedward Show is on! Mummy says it’s actually called the Eurovision but she’s obviously wrong. It’s the Jedward Show with supporting acts. I LOVE Jedward!!!! They’re really brilliant. Once they’re finished with the competition I’m going to ask them to be the backing singers on my next album. They’ll definitely say yes. It’ll be the follow up to ‘Je suis le Oink’ and I’m thinking about calling it ‘Return of the Oink’. Anyway, I don’t work with losers so everybody vote for Jedward!!!!!!!!