Wanted : Solicitor specialising in emancipation cases

img_3995I have an urgent need for a professional who can speedily arrange my emancipation from my mother. They must be completely unscrupulous and willing to bend the truth whatever way I see fit. They must also be willing to work for peanuts. I can stretch to a daily rate of two…
The reason for this? She brought me to HAM HOUSE on my holidays. And made me pose with the sign. My life (and reputation) is in tatters. The woman is plain evil. As for my little brother, he thought it was funny… Back to the drawing board for my toddler training programme.
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