Today my mother went to a secondhand book sale. She asked me if I would like her to bring me home something so I spent ages making this list.
1. The Bumper Book of Poisons
2. The Dummies Guide to Weaponry
3. How to Turn Your Enemies into Frogs
4. Building your own Submarine with Household Objects
5. The Osborne Book of Secret Lairs
6. 10 Steps to World Domination
7. Make your own Evil Genius Outfit
8. The Little Book of Mind Control
9. Great Military Campaigns
10. Training your Minions in a Week
This should have been a simple request. This is what she came back with………
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