Zoink

My long lost cousin visited today. He’s very mysterious, he appears from nowhere, fights the evil squirrels, raids the chocolate press and then disappears again very suddenly. It has been pointed out that he reminds people of somebody. I have no idea who though he is remarkably good looking. His ears are just the right level of pointy and his tail is perfectly curly. Also, he has seriously good dress sense. In general, he’s absolutely awesome. He may steal all the chocolate and mess up the house when he’s here but you should never give out to him, he’s got a sword… Hurray for Zoink! (who is no way like Oink and therefore Oink cannot be blamed for anything he does. Even when Oink’s fingerprints show up on the evidence…)