I’m famous

I was in the supermarket with my Mummy the other day supervising what she was buying. I always write long shopping lists for her to follow but she always seems to lose them. That means I have to eat boring things like potatoes and vegetables and I have to have plain cereal for my breakfast instead of chocolate covered cereal. My list has lots of sweets and chocolate and crisps on it and loads of fizzy drinks (I’m not meant to have fizzy drinks because they make me go hyper). So I decided to sneak into her handbag and go along with her to do the shopping and to make sure all the right things ended up in the trolley and that the only green things allowed in were sweets in green wrappers.

I finally found out why I haven’t been allowed to go before. It’s because I’m too famous! They’re now making lollipops in my image!!! I had to get one to show everyone at home but I won’t be eating it, it’s too beautiful. Just like me 🙂






3 responses to “I’m famous”

  1. Captain Incredible Avatar

    I suppose next you’ll want your name engraved on the Moon…

    1. Oink Avatar

      My name? I don’t think so. It will be my entire face, grinning down on all the puny humans 🙂

  2. Captain Incredible Avatar
    Captain Incredible

    You forgot the evil laugh – er, giggle…

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