Hi all, Ted here…

This morning I was kidnapped by the members of PLATO (Provisional League Against Ted\Oink) and was held captive. They even placed a blog post saying they took me 🙁

Luckily my captors are really stupid and didn’t lock the door to my cell so when they went for their lunch I slipped out and ran to safety…

Ted's Escape!

They don’t know I’ve escaped yet so I’m going to lay low and get back home quietly before they notice I’m gone! 🙂 This will give my brother Oink the chance to amass his army of squirrels, ducks and little soldiers…. Actually… I don’t think his army is going to be big enough to take down PLATO so I think I’ll have to come up with a plan of my own…



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