Month: April 2013

  • Oink Holmes, Consulting Detective

    Greetings from the British Airways Lounge at Heathrow! I’m sitting on a couch watching the planes and enjoying all the free crisps and little cans of dizzy drinks. That’s how I roll now! I’ve been looking for ways to entertain myself, I tried appointing myself barman but nobody paid for their drinks… So now I’m […]

  • My anniversary weekend

    Hi All, Can you believe that it’s a whole year since I had my giant party in Waterford Castle? It’s been a busy year, my war against the squirrels has come to an end (I won) and my plans to take over the world are coming along nicely. I just need someone to fix my […]

  • The numerous castles of Oink

    Dear loyal followers, I’m very bored today. I’m waiting to go to my best friend Snow’s house for dinner. I’m trying to get my Mum to bring me out straight away but she keeps making excuses. Apparently Snow is at school or gone to the moon or something until dinner time. If she has gone […]

  • I want more holidays

    I’m back from my holidays and I’m not happy. I want more. Being at home is so dull, I finished my Easter egg and I have to wait until the weekend for Daddy to teach me how to use my new bows and arrow. I tried going to work with my Mummy but that was […]