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I want more holidays
I’m back from my holidays and I’m not happy. I want more. Being at home is so dull, I finished my Easter egg and I have to wait until the weekend for Daddy to teach me how to use my new bows and arrow. I tried going to work with my Mummy but that was…
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I hate snow
When I was only one we had great snow in Dublin. I got to make my own snowman and I threw lots of snowballs at Ted. Now that I’m so old and wise at three, here are my reasons for hating snow. It’s so cold! I’m currently hiding under two duvets and a blanket and…
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Best dinner ever!
I’m always trying to convince my Mummy to let me help her with the grocery shopping. She needs help because every week I write a list for her (chocolate, crisps, jellies) and every week she comes home with all the wrong things (fruit, vegetables, fish). This week, I finally succeeded. She was doing her shopping…
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Happy birthyday to me!!!!
Happy birthyday to me, happy birthyday to me, la la la la! I wish you could all hear my beautiful singing voice right now. I’m 3 today but I’m getting a whole birthday week! Because I’m so important. Also because my Daddy is away today and I wanted him to be there to see me…
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Only six more sleeps til my birthyday!
So as most of you already know (due to my constant reminding people), my birthday is next Tuesday. I’m going to be three which is a seriously important age. There’s only one problem, my Daddy won’t be at home on the day 🙁 But he will be here this weekend so I have very graciously…
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Oink shot of the week
This whole Oink shot of the week thing is getting too much. I know that my loyal public are always looking for new photos of me to print out and stick to their walls but I’m really far too busy to keep everything happy. When it’s a choice between typing or twiddling my thumbs while…
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Gratuitous Oink shot of the week
This week, I’ve decided to share a photo of me looking adorable. Not only do I look remarkably cute, I’m also doing some charity work here, reading a Noddy book to Booie who is too old and feeble to do it himself. Booie has a completely different version of events that involve him reading to…
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Happy Valentines Day
To all my loyal followers, I hope you all have a lovely Valentines Day. I’m sorry that so many of you are disappointed that I can’t be with you today but I can only be in one place at a time. Here’s a lovely picture of me to cheer yourself up with.
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One pig and his bucket
I spent all last week looking after my Mummy because my Daddy had to go away for work. It wasn’t easy, she’s very badly behaved. She kept trying to have vegetables for dinner instead of chocolate and pizza and everyone knows that vegetables are bad for you. Whereas pizza with meat toppings is a great…
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My visit to the Tower of Oinkdon
Two weeks ago I got to go to one of my favourite cities for a few days, London. It’s such a great city that I’ve decided to honour it by renaming it after me. Oinkdon. I think it has a good ring to it. I’ll be writing a few blogs about it but I’m going…