Monthly Archives: May 2012

Ducks are stoopid

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Oink

Ever since I got my new duck outfit I’ve been planning how best to use it. I thought about making a duck themed music video but that would be a lot of effort. And Mummy says I’m a lazy little … Continue reading →

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Preparations for the JEdward Show!!

Posted on May 26, 2012 by Oink

Today is the JEdward Show day! To prepare for it I got Mummy and Daddy to get popcorn and sweets and to make me the coolest thing ever!!! I’m sporting a JEdward! Just remember they’ll be supporting me on my … Continue reading →

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New clothes

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Oink

The Emperor got new clothes! My Daddy (who is great by the way, for today at least…) ordered me an absolutely amazing new outfit. It’s for relaxing in at home. I saw it on eBay but I didn’t have enough … Continue reading →

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Sailing

Posted on May 21, 2012 by Oink

I’m very sorry I haven’t had a chance to blog lately. There were several small reasons for this. I was really tired after my holiday and all the travelling and I was busy unpacking. But mainly it’s because my mummy … Continue reading →

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Guest blog

Posted on May 5, 2012 by Ted

Hi everyone, This is Ted here. Oink is busy sorting out his evil lair (it seems to involve a lot of sitting under a palm tree sipping fruit punch and shouting at people) so he doesn’t have time to blog … Continue reading →

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Nuts about Coconuts! (& stuff…!)

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Oink

Today we hung out at the base of the two candidates for my secret lair. Daddy says they’re called Pitons. I call them huge volcanos!!! This one is will be the site of my secret layer but don’t tell anyone!!!! … Continue reading →

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I love St Lucia

Posted on May 2, 2012 by Oink

Good morning/afternoon dear fans (I’m a little confused about what time zone I’m in, I did a lot of travel yesterday). Just posting a very quick blog entry to tell you I’ve arrived in style. The hotel upgraded us to … Continue reading →

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Stowaways :)

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Oink

My parents are going on the second part of their honeymoon thing today (I still haven’t worked out exactly what that is yet). Myself and Ted were meant to be going to a babysitter for the week. Until I overheard … Continue reading →

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