Month: May 2012
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Ducks are stoopid
Ever since I got my new duck outfit I’ve been planning how best to use it. I thought about making a duck themed music video but that would be a lot of effort. And Mummy says I’m a lazy little creature (probably the first time she’s been right in AGES!). I then thought about launching…
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Preparations for the JEdward Show!!
Today is the JEdward Show day! To prepare for it I got Mummy and Daddy to get popcorn and sweets and to make me the coolest thing ever!!! I’m sporting a JEdward! Just remember they’ll be supporting me on my next album so get your international friends to vote for them tonight!!!! 🙂
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New clothes
The Emperor got new clothes! My Daddy (who is great by the way, for today at least…) ordered me an absolutely amazing new outfit. It’s for relaxing in at home. I saw it on eBay but I didn’t have enough pocket money to buy it for myself. And Mummy said I had to learn the…
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Sailing
I’m very sorry I haven’t had a chance to blog lately. There were several small reasons for this. I was really tired after my holiday and all the travelling and I was busy unpacking. But mainly it’s because my mummy confiscated my iPad…. Apparently ordering submarines on her credit card wasn’t ‘behaving’. I did nothing…
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Guest blog
Hi everyone, This is Ted here. Oink is busy sorting out his evil lair (it seems to involve a lot of sitting under a palm tree sipping fruit punch and shouting at people) so he doesn’t have time to blog today. He handed me the iPad and told me to deal with it. He wasn’t…
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Nuts about Coconuts! (& stuff…!)
Today we hung out at the base of the two candidates for my secret lair. Daddy says they’re called Pitons. I call them huge volcanos!!! This one is will be the site of my secret layer but don’t tell anyone!!!! The other mountain I’ll turn into my secret missile launch site… I need a big…
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I love St Lucia
Good morning/afternoon dear fans (I’m a little confused about what time zone I’m in, I did a lot of travel yesterday). Just posting a very quick blog entry to tell you I’ve arrived in style. The hotel upgraded us to a beach front villa (I’m that famous) and they even put out a congratulations sign…
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Stowaways 🙂
My parents are going on the second part of their honeymoon thing today (I still haven’t worked out exactly what that is yet). Myself and Ted were meant to be going to a babysitter for the week. Until I overheard two very interesting phone calls… The first was to the baby sitter giving instructions. For…