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  • Gratuitous Oink shot of the week

    Greetings Oink worshippers. Due to popular demand (well, I’m assuming you’re all just too awestruck by me to actually demand), I am launching a new weekly post. I will be calling it ‘Gratuitous Oink shot of the week’ and it will mainly consist of lovely portraits of my amazing self. So here’s your first treat,…

  • But I had a bath last year!

    Yesterday, my Mummy arrived home from work with a present for me. It was a really brilliant hat with a creepy face on it. I love it because it makes me look like I have two faces and if I wear it backwards I can scare people. The hat originally belonged to a bottle from…

  • Why can’t we have proper snow?

    I’m not in a very good mood today. It’s finally winter in Dublin. It’s really cold and it’s dark all day and I can’t go anywhere in case it rains on me and I end up clean… There are only two good things about winter and neither of them have appeared yet. The first is…

  • My new drum kit

    I got a new toy yesterday, a drum kit! Well, technically my Daddy got it from Santa but it was two weeks after Christmas and he hadn’t opened it yet so I decided to do it for him. After all, Santa would want SOMEONE to play with it, it doesn’t have to be Daddy. When…

  • Christmas was AWESOME!!!

    Tonight is New Years Eve. I only found out a few minutes ago when I heard a lot of noise from outside and went to investigate. The sky was lighting up strangely, lots of flashes and lots of bangs. It turned out to be fireworks in town. I was so disappointed, once again my parents…

  • Two more sleeps to Christmas!

    There are only two more sleeps until Christmas and things are getting very exciting. I’ve had a very busy day. We went to the shop to buy turkey and a thing called ham which is made from pink cows and smells really nasty. I’ll stick to the turkey. When we were there I bumped into…

  • Oink’s Crib

    I’m really getting in the Christmas spirit now. I went into town today to go to a Christmas Fair but it wasn’t very good. I did get some roast chestnuts but I got caught trying to get myself some mulled wine and then I wasn’t allowed to play on the giant slide 🙁 I did…

  • Santa letter time!

    It’s that wonderful time of year again, time to write my Santa letter! I’m a bit later than last year because I couldn’t find my special glitter pens and also because I had to wait to see all the toy catalogues before I could decide. In the end I just decided I want a lot…

  • My (Ted’s) Birthday

    Hi loyal followers of Oink (that what he calls you all). As a birthday present, Oink said I’m allowed to have my own blog post. So long as I mention how great he is. And don’t hog my mum’s new phone for too long. And also compose a song in his honour with at least…

  • Only 50 days til Christmas!

    Now that Halloween is over I’m turning my attention to Christmas. Ted will be doing a guest blog over the next few days about his birthday party the other day but I’ve already moved on. It’s only 50 days until Christmas!!! I decided to write my Santa letter this morning but I couldn’t find any…