Author Archives: Oink

My new minions

I have sooo much to update my loyal followers on that it’s hard to choose what topic to start with. The biggest news is that I’m a big brother now so lots of people are starting to call to our … Continue reading

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Present time!

So as most of my loyal followers know, I’m getting a new minion in a few weeks time. At first I wasn’t terribly amused because my parents had neglected to consult me properly before bringing a ‘baby’ into the house … Continue reading

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Santa loves me!

I’ve been extremely well behaved for the last few weeks so yesterday, I got to go visit Santa! He was lovely, he listened to everything that I had to say and he didn’t say no when I asked for a … Continue reading

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This is how I roll…

Just a quick update for you all. Last week, I made a new friend. I chose this new friend very carefully and for the in no way selfish reason that he has his own car and is willing to be … Continue reading

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Halloween again

As you all know, Halloween is my favourite time of the year (apart from Christmas and my birthday). I get to spend weeks planning the festivities and preparing my costume. I thought long and hard and decided that this year, … Continue reading

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I do like my famous friends!

Hi all, It’s a while since I had time to blog, I’ve been far too busy hanging out with cool people and also plotting how to get myself some golden shoes so that I don’t look out of place with … Continue reading

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Circus Oinkimus (Featuring Garzan the Strongman)

Greetings puny humans! I have wonderful news for you all. As of last week, I own my own circus! I have graciously agreed to let them continue to travel around the world in order to spread the word of Oink … Continue reading

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Life is so much better when you have a partner in crime (literally)

Greetings loyal subjects, I come to you today with good news. I have finally found my perfect partner in crime (I wanted to say henchman but he said no). While General Snow is still my number one, she’s rather better … Continue reading

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My most important role yet

Greetings dear followers. I have a very important announcement to make. In a few months time I will be undertaking my most important role yet. I’m going to be a big brother!!!!! I am currently undergoing serious training for this … Continue reading

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Ted: It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it!

Hi All, Oink seems to have forgotten that he has a blog (he’s busy with other things that he will probably inform you about in a few weeks time if he isn’t in prison by then…) so I’ve decided to … Continue reading

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